I have a friend that would take an empty case and tell her he was going to the range...except he bought another gun and it came home in the now full case.
Into the safe for a while and when he got it back out he would answer her question with "what, that old thing? I've had it forever."
The moral is: they got a divorce after 46 years. I can't fathom how he lasted that long.
I just wanted to add this. Jimsig is the man and my hero!!